Reblog if you are….

thewomaninkevlar:

candylandtimelord:

A hunter
A companion
A timelord
A wizard
A witch
A detective
A doctor
A hobbit
An angel
A blogger

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at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via pizza)

someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore

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rabioheab:

if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.

(via louegh)

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

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Anyone who reblogs this for the next 24 hours will be sent a custom playlist based on their blog.

wonderrwhy:

I wanna try this and I’m 100% serious. Ill have tons of fun doing it, so go ahead!

(via un-conquered)

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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whereischarlesleee:

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

#may the thirst be with you

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

bakasuke-prince:

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